Eat Some Food by Juice, D-Unit, Maksic (red numbers refer to production notes)
[D-Unit and Juice]
Trah, too fat
Trah, too ravenous
He's too fat for y'all, man
Trah, too fat
Trah, too ravenous
He's too fat for y'all
[Juice]
Aww, he just came home from eatin' a pig
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
Somebody broke in and cleaned out his fridge
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
He just bought some Häagen-Dazs but he's got no spoon
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
He shops but they ain't got size 52s
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
[D-Unit]
Talk about bacon, grease, he starts to slobber
He ate three pounds, please call the doctor
Evacuate the building, he's gettin' too big
He broke into a farm and tried to steal some pigs
Steps on the elevator, the alarm starts soundin'
Weight limit breach, his girth's astoundin'
He's pushin' four bills(1), what kind of diet's he on?
He makes food disappear like poof! be gone
You think he's already eaten? Give him a steak
Pile on some more food, he'll still clean the plate
Doctor wants a bypass, to save him some years
His cholesterol level brings people to tears
He's got titties on his chest
[Juice] Cellulite on his ass
[D-Unit] And he sweats when he eats
[Juice] So he's got a bad rash
[D-Unit] Tried to fuck this one bitch, but she almost died
The bed tipped front, back, and side to side
[D-Unit]
He ate so much food, he threw up in a sink
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
He's feelin' kinda sick from all the grease that he drank
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
He weighs 350 and he looks like a blob
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
Gets kicked out of the Bell(2) 'cause he eats like a slob
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
[Juice]
You can bring him a menu but can't get him to choose
Refrigerator's empty so he's got the blues
He just broke into the supermarket
Take cover if you're in the frozen food department
Trevor's got six pigs on the backyard grill
Of course he'll eat 'em all in a nine-course meal
It's Trevor's birthday with more cakes than candles
More blubber on his body than the floor can handle
When he hops on the scale you can read it and weep
He carries 500 pounds on his poor little feet
When he hits on the chicks he gets all the rejection
They get scared and they run in the other direction
He's about to eat more, though it sounds absurd
And on Thanksgiving Day, he eats his own bird
Take the steaks and he'll cook one, 'til it look done
Didn't pay, he just took one like a crook, son
[Juice]
He eats while he drives so he's about to crash
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
Now his friends just ate up his corned beef hash
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
Small children and animals up in his mouth
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
He's gotten so big, can't even fit in his house
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
[D-Unit]
He's got his eyes wide shut and his mouth wide open
Ate tacos last week, and his ass still smokin'
Too many calories, and his girl is ditsy
On the College Board, scored 860(3)
Rollin' through Dairy Maid(4) on his way to the Bell
Slide five at the Kreme(5) to get a cream-filled
His stomach is growin' and he's eatin' shit
And the corner of his room(6) is a barbecue pit
And now all he wanna do is eat salmon and trout
Plus his new name is Tubby 'cause his ass is stout
Kid eats everything, like paper and plastic
He's got big tits and they say he's racktastic(7)
After three appetizers, he's ready to start
He'll do his best Big Pun(8) and get an attack of the heart
It's one chicken, [Juice] two ribs, [D-Unit] and three pints of ice cream
He's had a triple bypass and he's only 18
[D-Unit]
The potholes in the street spilled his M&Ms
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
Man, that ain't muscle, that's just tits and chins
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
Catch Trevor with a smorgasbord up in his bed
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
If he forced down bacon 'til his stomach bled
Tell me what's he gonna do?
Eat some food
[D-Unit and Juice]
Too fat, too ravenous, too fat
Eat some food
Too fat, too ravenous, too fat
Eat some food
Too fat, too ravenous, too fat
Eat some food
[D-Unit]
Juice, D-Unit, produced by The Maksic
Eat Some Food comin atcha, 2003
2 Fat 2 Ravenous Soundtrack
Trevor's fat. 860!
Track time: 4:42
"Eat Some Food"
from the 2 Fat 2 Ravenous Soundtrack
Credits:
Performed by: Douglas Hammond (D-Unit) and Justin Boudrow (Juice)
Written by: Justin Boudrow with Douglas Hammond
Produced by: Andrew Yaksic (as The Maksic)
Recorded by: Andrew Yaksic at Summer Street Studios, Malden, MA
Inspired by: an all-too-true story, Trevor Cruikshank
Production Notes
1. Throughout the song, different references to Trevor's weight are made (e.g. 400, 350, 500). The message of the song isn't so much that Trevor actually weighs anywhere near those numbers, but rather that he eats too much food.
2. "The Bell" refers to Taco Bell, a national taco chain that Trevor frequents. And by frequents, I mean multiple times daily.
3. Perhaps the climax of the song, "860" is a reference to Trevor's girlfriend, Maria. The story is too long and ridiculous to put here, but in short, Maria took the SAT and scored an 860. She has been the object of much ridicule since this revelation.
4. Dairy Maid is a local ice cream stand that Trevor frequents. See #2.
5. "The Kreme" refers to Krispy Kreme, a national doughnut chain. Trevor is quoted as saying, "I would put my mouth under the doughnut glazer, if it were socially acceptable... or not behind glass."
6. For a picture of the corner of Trevor's room, and thus an explanation of this line, see this image. The area between the girl and the Doritos bags is covered, six inches deep, in food and food paraphernalia.
7. "Racktastic" is a reference to this photo, and more specifically its caption on this page.
8. Big Pun was a rapper who died of a heart attack... in case you missed the news that day.
The lyrics to "Act A Fool" are available for comparison here. You'll notice that "Eat Some Food" is a perfectly-constructed parallel to the original song, with the rhyme scheme left perfectly intact.
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