coming soon
The Harvard Crimson
Ignition (remix) - November 13, 2003
It Boggles The Mind - November 6, 2003
Hey, That's A Nice (Spice) Rack - October 2, 2003
Crystal 99: THE VOICE
THE VOICE #7 - publish date: May 17, 2003 (note: published in The Graduate, a C99 spinoff)
THE VOICE #6 - publish date: May 21, 2003
THE VOICE #5 - publish date: April 2, 2003 (note: the single most controversial piece I have ever seen at MC)
THE VOICE #4 - publish date: February 12, 2002
THE VOICE #3 - publish date: December 18, 2002 (note: this is the original version, not the printed version)
THE VOICE #2 - publish date: November 6, 2002 (note: this is the original version, not the printed version)
THE VOICE #1 - publish date: September 25, 2002
Crystal 99
Laughing out loud: Colloquial expressionism, semantics, and the demise of the American youth - publish date: March 6, 2002; won NESPA Journalistic Excellence award
Instant messaging and teenage degeneration - publish date: March 6, 2002
One small step: why we need to return to the moon - publish date: January 16, 2002; won NESPA Journalistic Excellence award
Progress: Maladroit represents new sound for Weezer - publish date: May 22, 2002
Reaction and reflection - publish date: October 10, 2001
Speeches
Original speech for Presidential campaign
SAC-approved speech for Presidential campaign
Original speech with deleted portions
Rushmore-based Lenten reflection
Theology
Family Meeting
Hitler and the Holocaust - available upon request
Other
Jared's off his diet, but should I care?
Art as Matter
Bored of the rings.